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And, uh, ahem.

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And my board of directors
and I are convinced

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that somewhere on this earth
there are still in existence

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persons of the primitive
Stone Age.

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To verify our theory,
we'll require the services

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of explorers
who are indeed intrepid.

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That's us.
We're decrepit.

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Shut up, chipmunk.
Oh.

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This, as I was saying,

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is a job for real explorers.

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Well, we're your men,
Mr. Bopper.

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We've explored the South Pole.

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The North Pole.
Even the telegraph pole.

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Shut up, tadpole.
Oh!

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This map shows
a portion of the Earth

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that is almost unknown.

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We believe you will
find the cavemen

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somewhere in this area.

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Excuse, Mr. Bopper.
The board is waiting.

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Oh, pardon me, gentlemen.
I'll be back shortly.

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Well, now, let's see.

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Let me see.

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Let's study this map carefully.
Very carefully.

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Now listen, fellas.
This is quite a large territory.

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We're gonna have to square
it up into sections.

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Now, we'll start from here.

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Down here, we travel by boat.

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And we'll base
ourselves right here.

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And from there we'll travel
across the desert sand

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by pogo stick.

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Boy, did you guys leave
yourselves wide open.

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I'm in the king's row.
Crown me.

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With pleasure.

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Why don't you stop clowning now?

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Now, right here.

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Right here is the
last known whereabouts

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of the dinosaurs.
Go on, she's on television.

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I always watch Dinah Shore.

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You do, eh?
Yeah.

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Why don't you stop?
Hold on, now.

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Leave me alone, will you?

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What's wrong with you today?

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I don't know,
my ear is stuffed up.

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Wait a minute, I'll fix it.

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Hey, your brains came out.

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Oh, no, I forgot.
I put that string in

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so the wind won't blow
the dust in my ear.

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Oh. Well, how does
it feel now?

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Still stuffed up.

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Just a minute.

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How was that?
Pretty good.

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What happened to you?

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That's the dust off your brain.

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What you need is
a windshield wiper.

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What you'll need is an eyeshade.

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I can't see!
I can't see!

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What's the matter?

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I got my eyes closed.

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Get out of here. Go ahead.
Get over there.

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Gentlemen,
you must start right away.

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We are prepared to spend
$50,000 for the project.

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And if you bring back
photographic

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and documentary evidence,

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we will pay you
an additional $25,000.

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♪ It's a deal ♪
♪ It's a deal ♪

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♪ It's a deal ♪

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Hurry up.

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Wonder what's wrong with this.

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Oh, oh!

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It was an accident, Moe.

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I'll clean you up.
Here, lend me this.

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That's all right, kid.
I know it was an accident.

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I think you got a little
ink on your tongue.

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Let me see.
I have?

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Yeah.

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Wait... Wait a minute.
Oh, Moe...

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Man, it's hot.

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And my feet are killing me.

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I should've never left home.

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Oh, boy.

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Oh, I'm sorry, Moe.
I didn't...

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Oh, I'm sorry...
What's the matter with you guys?

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Hey.
What?

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I see something.

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Give me those binoculars.

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Here.

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I see a dense forest.

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The trees are as thins as hairs.

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Great Scott!
There's a big bat in the forest

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climbing amongst the trees.

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He's as big as an elephant!

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Boy, I hope he
don't fly over here.

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Boy, oh, boy.

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What's the idea?

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In case it rains.

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Boy, oh, boy.

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What a bat!

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Why, you imbecile.

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I've been looking at the back
of your head all the time.

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And there's a fly on it.
I hope it's a fly.

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Yeah, it's itchy.
Well, get it off.

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Get me the gun.

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Hurry up.

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Wait a minute.
You wanna kill him?

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Mind your own business.
Go ahead, Moe.

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Yeah, mind your own business.

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Oh, look!
A footprint.

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And the toes point out
like prehistoric man.

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Quick, get a camera.
We'll photograph it.

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Hurry up.

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Right there.

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We found it.
Oh, boy.

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Oh, boy, we're making history.

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Yeah, we...

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Hey, lunkhead.

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You got the camera backwards.

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Oh... Come on, away from here.

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Oh, boy.

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Heep-eep-eep!

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Meep-eep-eep...

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Meep-eep-eep...

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Oh. Aggie, Aggie.

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My angel.

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Your face is so beautiful.

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Your beautiful blue eyes.

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Oh, my sweetheart.

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My killy kalu bird.

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You need a shave.

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Oh. My darling.

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I know you love me.

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But you're too shy to say so.

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But the petals on this
gorgeous flower will prove it.

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Oh, she loves me.

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She loves me not.
Ah.

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She loves me.
Aah!

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She loves me not.
Ooh!

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Ah, my darling.

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I'll give you security.

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The most beautiful cave
in Mesopotamia.

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What will you give me?

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This.
Aah!

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What's the big idea?
Wake up and go to sleep.

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Why, you pussy-willow brain.

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You ruined a beautiful
romance for me. Lay down.

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Oh, a beauty.

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Oh, boy.

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Heep-eep-eep...

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Ah, good morning.

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Oh, top of the morning to you.

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And a tap in the morning
to you too.

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Look what we got for breakfast.

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Oh, boy.

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A dogfish.

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I hope it ain't got fleas.

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Quiet.

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Now you get this ready
for breakfast

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while Larry and I go take a dip.

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Wait a minute.
Did you take a bath?

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What's the matter,
is there one missing?

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Go on, go on.

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Let's go.
To the water.

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How do you like that?
The fire went out.

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I'll fix that.

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Oh, my trusty
little rock lighter.

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Don't fail me, baby.

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There we are.

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What do you know?

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A fish for breakfast,
a turtle for lunch.

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Here, bring this in the house
and give it to Shemp.

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I'll look around, see
what I can find for supper.

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Oh!

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Kindling. Ha-ha.

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Look what we got for lunch.

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A turtle.
Oh, that's swell.

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You're just in time
to help me make butter.

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Is the cream in the churn?

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Oh, we're all set.
Let's go.

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Meep-eep-eep!

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Wait a minute.
I think it's done.

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Go and get the bowl.

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Here.

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Oh, boy. Grade A.

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Oh.

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A wise guy, eh?

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I'll get you.

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Oh.

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Aah!

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I'll get you.

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Here, ducky, ducky.

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Look. A duck.

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Now listen.
If you behave yourselves

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I'll have you meet
Aggie's two sisters.

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Are they pretty?

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I don't know.
I've never saw them.

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Hey. There's Aggie
and her two sisters.

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Looks like I'm going courting.

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Me too.

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Me three.

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Be still my beating heart.

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Onward.
Onward.

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Let's just ignore them, girls.

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Aggie, Aggie!

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Hiya, toots.

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Oh, hello, Moe.
What do you know?

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♪ We just got back
From a dinosaur show ♪

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♪ Yeah ♪

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I want you to meet my cavemates.

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Larry and Shemp.

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Please to meet you.
I'm Aggie.

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I'm Maggie.

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I'm Baggie.

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You're tellin' me.

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Look, they're stealing
our women.

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You stole our girls,
you horse thieves.

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We want 'em back.

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Get in the cave, girls.

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I'll protect those girls

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to the last drop of your blood.

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Come on.
Whoa!

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I'll man the gun.
Ammunition.

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On the run.
Attaboy.

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No, no, a little to the left.
About a half-inch.

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Okay.
That's it. Fire!

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Oh, boy.

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Let 'em have this blockbuster.

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Okay.

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A little over the left.

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Little more.

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Ow!

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Wait a minute, Moe.
There's an explanation.

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I'm sorry.
What's the matter?

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Don't you know
how to fire a gun?

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What's the matter with you?
Get some ammunition, hurry up.

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Okay.

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You missed me! Ha!

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Oh, boy, what a shot.

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Look what I found.

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Oh, eggs.

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Perfect!

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Oh, boy, a bull's-eye!
Look.

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Get the poison gas, Larry.
On with the gas masks.

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Here we are.

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Hurry up.
Good.

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Got him.
Hold still there, you.

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How do you like that,
Mr. Bopper?

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Splendid.
Splendid indeed.

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You have proven to the world

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that there are still cavemen
in existence.

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I'll go to the cashier's office
and have your check drawn.

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Boy, oh, boy.
Did we put one over.

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Bopper will never suspect

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that we made that picture
here in Hollywood.

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And with these false beards on

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he'd never dream
we were the cavemen.

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So that's it!

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You!

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And you!

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You miserable swindlers!

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Whoa, whoa, whoa!

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Guess I fixed them.